Items by Betsy Marston

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Has anyone seen a box of methamphetamine lying around?
Cheaters and cheatgrass
Bear steals hunter's quarry while cows nosh an invasive weed
The color-shifting skink
And other tails, er, tales
Roll up your sleeves and get cranking
Couple plans for the end of fossil fuel while a pet turtle plods 14 miles to a feed store
That bites!
Snakes overrun foreclosed homes, junk piles overrun inhabited homes
Fascinating conundrums
Navajo language syntax, why cliff-dwellers lived in ruins, and Idaho's law-breaking state rep.
What to do with the dead?
A Montana casket builder brings humor to the funeral
Once I caught a fish thi-i-i-i-i-s big
Law enforcement officers wrestle a ... deer? ... into their boat
Love thy neighbor
Even the one with 15 horns
Fire and brimstone
Notes on a few Western infernos
Tough job, but someone's gotta do it
Baptizing the dead, selling juice for free, serving wine to cows -- all in a day's work
Finding treasure in the "Treasure State"
"Medical" marijuana and a cat named Ricky on the loose in Montana
Milk and cookies
Breastfeeding mothers stage protest and doctors prescribe brownies
Unseemly business
Illegal crops and lemonade stands get quashed
If wolves could drive cars...
...plus chickens in costume and a call for potties
"Where do you get your questions?"
Nevada's Republican candidate Sharron Angle describes how the press can be a friend
Murmuration intimidation
Ducklings, pigeons, starlings, hailstones ... what next?
If the bears don't get you, the bicyclists will
Incursions into Western living.
1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready, now go, yak, go
Jailbreaking yaks and an Elvis-impersonating hospice resident.
Exercises in discretion
A tomato plant crackdown and backcountry lewdness.
Beware the leprechaun
Also naked car thieves
A very fine house
Hmmm, should we keep the mansion with the pink piano, or donate it to needy kids?
Clash of the museums
"My gangster exhibit is better than your gangster exhibit."
A little taste of ... something
Spicing things up with cannabis and grasshopper recipes
Taking matters into their own hands
The .22 solution
Gettin' skunked
Equestrians and concealed weapons carriers are rebuffed
Crime doesn't pay
But betting on polar bears might
Of guns and mordant humor
Fired up about laws in NPs, and Utah
NBIMBY
No bodies in my backyard, please
Doggone it
It's hard to avoid pitfalls
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