The Forrest Fenn treasure has been found

The discovery was made after a Colorado avalanche swept the stash onto a roadway.


Note: This story is satire and meant for entertainment purposes, as it was published on April 1. The Forrest Fenn treasure has not been found.

About a decade ago, Santa Fe art dealer, millionaire and former Vietnam fighter pilot Forrest Fenn buried a bronze chest supposedly filled with gold and precious gems somewhere in the Rocky Mountains, leaving treasure seekers nothing but the nine cryptic clues hidden inside a poem to guide them.

The booty, located somewhere between Santa Fe, New Mexico, and the Canadian border, has inspired hundreds of thousands of searchers. Some have discovered new places in the process and a few of them have died — but Fenn’s treasure has never been found — until now.

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It wasn’t the careful clue deciphering of a dedicated hunter that brought the sought-after fortune to light. Rather, it was a happenstance discovery by a crewmember clearing a treacherous mountain pass — the Million Dollar Highway, which was buried by a historic avalanche in March.

The discovery occurred last week on Red Mountain Pass, the narrow highway that winds between Durango and Silverton, Colorado. A 20-mile stretch had been closed for 19 days as Colorado Department of Transportation crews cleared the pass of 60 feet of snow. One of them discovered much more than expected. 

“Our crews have spent weeks confronting several avalanches that have covered the roads in heavy, wet snow with branches trees and boulders — were it not for the keen eye of one of our crewmembers, the Fenn treasure would still elude us,” said Begonia Spurge-Burdock, a spokeswoman for the Colorado Department of Transportation.

Fortunately, Denny Burfurdunk, a middle-aged snowplow operator with a red ZZ Top beard, noticed something unusual as he was pushing one of the great piles of snow and debris onto the shoulder. He put his plow in park and ran toward an oddly ornate tattered trunk sticking out of the snow. Using his pick and shovel, he freed it from the snowbank. It was a Romanesque chest, deeply worn from many harsh winters and sealed shut by a large rusty lock.

His fellow crewmembers crowded around the discovery. “I remember running up and just shouting to Denny, ‘You know what this is, Denny? I’ll bet this is Fenn’s treasure!’ I am just blown away that it actually was,” said Bill Meelater, a CDOT supervisor, whose sharp eyes instantly caught the words “THIS IS FENN’S TREASURE,” spelled out on the trunk’s lid in faded neon colors. Another crewmember handed him a small hatchet. Burfurdunk broke open the bolt and pried open the chest. 

He surveyed the inventory: Four copies, containing thousands of yellowed pages, of the 1970s issue Gold and Jewels children’s book; the studio album Spirit by Jewell, 1998; a copy of the Joan Baez album Diamonds and Rust, minus the rust; a single issue of the gold platinum 1942 single “Chattanooga Choo Choo” by the Glenn Miller Orchestra; and a framed faded photo of Australian singer and songwriter Ruby Hunter, who died the year the treasure was hidden. And finally, under the cracked plastic of a Neil Diamond 1970 live Gold CD was a signed copy of an unpublished manuscript by Forrest Fenn himself.

“It truly is a priceless collection,” Spurge-Burdock said. “Such riches, new and old. It’s brilliant. Just brilliant.” 

Burfurdunk, too, was elated by his discovery. “I expected it to be full of riches or money or something, but this is so much better. Now I feel rich in my heart.”

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