Live fee or die

 

We grumbled, but paid the nearly 50 percent fee increase for registering our motor vehicle in Colorado. And we also paid the registration fee for our camp trailer, which had nearly doubled.  I felt as helpless as Jack in the Beanstalk, when he hid under a bucket listening to a giant stomp around shouting, “FEE-FI-FO-FUM.”

Fees paid, we decided to go camping at out favorite state park on Colorado’s Western Slope. We paid our entrance fee and started looking around for a good campsite. Then we were hit up for the overnight camping fee.  And then my wife gave me the news: “Guess what?”

I sighed: “Don’t tell me there’s a toilet paper fee.”

“No, I saw a motorhome with a toad threaten to turn a park personnel into a dwarf.”

Let me explain: When a motorhome tows a vehicle, the attachment is referred to as a toad. Last year, Colorado state parks began requiring the driver to pay the vehicle entrance fee twice -- once for the motor home, and a second time for the toad that’s being pulled.  Many other states did, and do, the same. RVers are understandably upset by the increased fee, which is why the motorhome owner was berating the ranger. Fortunately for us, our trailer has no engine, so it’s not a toad.  Neither are fifth wheels, horse trailers or pop-up campers.  These require no additional fees, and there’s so little left in this culture that doesn’t come with a fee, I felt like kissing my trailer, cutely named a Scamp.

But I didn’t want to kiss the toad.  No telling what it would turn into.

Meanwhile, the policy of charging a daily use fee on top of a camping fee is just the same rabbit coming out of a different hat.  It might make better sense if the Chinese bought all our motorhomes, like they did with all our Hummers, but what can I say?  I’m Scamping instead of tenting.

We have become a culture of feeloaders, which is not that different from freeloaders. By definition, a freeloader is “a person who takes advantage of others' generosity without giving anything in return.”  Colorado state parks, for instance, have decided -- according to park officials -- to stave off funding deficits by “program reductions, small fee increases and shorter hours at certain state parks.”  More fees, fewer services.  Sounds like feeloading to me.

Such tactics for increasing revenue are being used all across the West, and Colorado state parks are only following the same corporate model that sectors of American business have been abusing for generations.  It amounts to this kind of thinking: Generate more revenue by reducing the quality of the product, then pass an illusion of innovation on to the consumer. That is why we often find goods and even federal agencies like the Minerals Management Service repackaged and relabeled as “new and improved.”

I wouldn’t be surprised if campers all across America eventually find their sites reclassified as “suites,” requiring additional fees if campers occupy both the sleeping and the campfire quarters of their portion of dirt.

I can also imagine a strategy that breaks down the concept of fees into its components. Perhaps every time you see a park sign, you could be assessed a recognition fee, to help pay for the rising cost of advertising for the state’s tourism dollars.  When you enter the park, you could be charged a hourly use fee, which offsets the hourly wage all park employees are still required by law to be paid.  Naturally, there will be an overnight fee if you intend to stay, and if you use water provided by the park, a water fee may be applicable.  Toilet fees would be impractical, because nobody wants to encourage random peeing in the woods.

Maybe the problem with living in a fee-enriched economy is forgetting that the public is growing fee weary.  We are all towing that economic toad, and brother, it’s heavy.

Isn’t it time someone concluded that a fee increase ought to come with some kind of improvement in product or service?  I like the advertised notion that staying at your local park is as easy as camping in your own backyard, but really, I paid my latest county tax assessment and I’m already being charged an additional fee to park in my own driveway.

Fee-free at last is my new mantra.

David Feela is a contributor to Writers on the Range, a service of High Country News (hcn.org).  He writes from rural Montezuma County, Colorado.

Generators :-(
Fred Bell
Fred Bell
Sep 16, 2010 09:08 PM
If the parks charged a fee for those running generators that would be just fine with me. People that want to watch movies and operate a microwave should stay home.
Fees or taxes
Poslusny
Poslusny
Sep 20, 2010 12:05 PM
I've worked as a ranger in both fee demo and non fee demo areas. The difference in additional funding, manpower, and work completed in a fee demo area is drastic. I believe strongly that people should have affordable access to our public lands. However, as long as taxes are considered a obscenity direct user fees will become more common and more expensive. If the public wants clean bathrooms, maintained trails, and electric hook-ups for the houses on wheels then the public needs to pay for these services.
Use Fees = more services
Lisa Wallace
Lisa Wallace
Sep 20, 2010 05:22 PM
Poslusny: I am with you.

In California when the state parks almost closed two years ago, we calculated the hit to the park adjacent to our town and to the local economy. It was clear fees are not-fun but needed and would not cause less local park related spending.
Live fee or die
Larry G
Larry G
Sep 21, 2010 11:28 AM
Fees have become the tax of the users. If you use the parks, then you pay for it. If you dont, then you get a free ride, at least that way its not something you get and dont use.

I camp using a trailer and to me its important. i buy a state pass and pay at the gate. For that I dont mind it. I know its a matter of time before dump stations fees are added, but hey, it has to go somewhere and it costs money.

In short, pay up or stay home and have a tea party.
Live Fee or Die
Marie
Marie
Sep 21, 2010 12:30 PM
The problem is that fees only contribute a portion of the costs associated with visitor use on public lands. The difference is made up by tax dollars and other sources. As tax doallars are appropriated for other uses, a combination of raising fees and reducing costs (services) is neccessary just to keep the lights on.

If the cost of managing recreational use were fully recovered through fees paid by visitors, the average person could not afford to recreate on public lands.
Not all fees are created equal
Socratic Gadfly
Socratic Gadfly
Sep 21, 2010 10:09 PM
Of course, the federal government still isn't doing a thing about grazing fees, charging timber companies for USFS roads, etc.

Feeloading, indeed.