Confessions of a former Hillary supporter

 

It's true: I'm a recovering Hillary supporter. A part of me felt I owed it to Hillary as a fellow product of an all-female education. When anyone bashed on the pantsuits, I called them "practical." When they said she was cold, I said she was "objective."

Another part of me just wanted to see a woman in office -- someone to take charge, clean up the pork rinds, balance out the testosterone and yes, get a little bitchy if need be. Alas, the rest is ancient history, and the day that there will be an emergency stash of dark chocolate bars in the executive desk or a full supply of toilet paper in the Oval Office powder room will have to wait.

That's what I thought -- until Sarah Palin hit. OK, I know, you're as sick of over-analyzing her as the rest of us -- I mean, she was so last week. So Michael Phelps. But I'm still intrigued. What's fascinating is that this woman is the shrewd solution to wooing women like me -- regular, everyday Hillary admirers left out in the cold when their heroine bit the campaign trail dust. Palin was the one meant to pull us out of our dull torpor by our apron straps. A PTA-mom-turned-high-ranking-politician.

I figured since she was supposedly talking to me, I might as well give her a chance. I may not technically be a "hockey mom," but I am a mom who happens to play hockey, so that's practically the same thing (minus the lipstick -- gets in the way of the mouth guard). But the similarities don't stop there. She likes to shoot guns, I have been known to take shots -- tequila mostly. Her favorite dish is moose stew; I once ate Rocky Mountain oysters on a dare (wouldn't recommend them). She's got five kids, I've got two, plus a neurotic dog with a vendetta for the mailman, a couple of spider plants and a cactus. She and her husband ride snowmobiles for fun; we like to rip on snowmobilers for fun. Apparently, she's a happy homemaker, too, even going so far as to fire the live-in chef at the gubernatorial digs. I mean, why would you want a personal chef when cooking for a family of seven after a 10-hour workday is so much more fun? Who do we think we are, Oprah?

Evidently, Palin's just a regular Wild West frontierswoman, who wears North Face and is ready to slay dinner at a moment's notice. But deep down, under that rawhide exterior, she's still savvy enough to put on lip-liner in the rear-view mirror, text simultaneously on two Blackberries and run the caribou slalom while driving herself to work in the dark. Talk about walking on water. This woman isn't just a fresh, new face, she's a modern-day Joan of the Arctic. I've always loved a multi-tasker.

So why am I so, so unconvinced? Sure, she can give a rousing speech with that "steely resolve" that I admire so much. But I can't help noticing a 300-pound elephant in the room (no, not Karl Rove.) Sarah Palin is a working mother with five kids, including an infant with special needs. If you throw in the grandbaby on the way, which will surely come under granny's care assuming her daughter plans on finishing high school, that makes six. And they're supposed to be raised by whom? Snowmo dad? I know he's the equivalent of some sort of Alaskan superhero, but not even Superman could fight his way out from underneath that much dirty laundry.

Although I am highly skeptical of how she'll juggle her personal and professional life, I wish her the best of luck. However, I do find the way she juggles her political views to be a bit troublesome. If she is such a champion of the modern woman, then why is she threatening to blast us back to the 1950s with out-dated, conservative ideologies? If she is such a supporter of family values, why is she willing to sacrifice our sons' lives for oil and veto our daughters' rights to choose when and whether to have a child? And if she truly loves her home state, why has she proposed plundering a wildlife refuge and delisting the poster child of global warming, the polar bear?

Something about her story just doesn't add up, and I'm not buying it. If you do, I've got a bridge in Alaska I'd like to sell you.

Missy Votel is a contributor to Writers on the Range, a service of High Country News (hcn.org). She is the editor and publisher of the Durango Telegraph in southern Colorado.

Missy Votel's - article-former Hillary supporter
Bob Short
Bob Short
Sep 30, 2008 11:16 AM
Are we to elect a person on those qualifications? Is this election to be decided by issues of gender, race, religion, and party loyalty? Are we to forget the issues? Check out Mitch Albom's article in the Detroit Free Press on Sept. 14, 2008, "Don't judge Palin's book by its cover."
Hillary v. Palin
Kestrel
Kestrel
Sep 30, 2008 02:46 PM
The very thought that McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate to appeal to disgruntled Hillary supporters points up why the McCain-Palin ticket is in the mess it's in right now. For those who are interested in learning more about the McCain-Palin gambit (and its current state of disarray), visit: http://planetpalin.wordpress.com/
How Governor Sarah Palin is superior to Senator Barak Obama in leading the nation into the future
John Warren
John Warren
Oct 20, 2008 05:07 PM
Our beautiful soon to be Vice President Sarah Palin is the best future leader for this nation, not Senator Barak Obama. Our beautiful soon to be Vice President Sarah Palin is also would be better at leading our nation in the future after a McCain Presidency than Senator Barak Obama would be in leading our nation in the future starting in January 2009. There are great reasons our soon to be Vice President Sarah Palin would be a better future leader than Senator Barak Obama. The greatest reason for our soon to be Vice President Sarah Palin's is ideology. Our soon to be Vice President Sarah Palin is conservative in that she is pro life, marriage, guns, low taxes, low government spending, small government, unintrosive government, traditional and judeo Christian values, Bible reading and prayer in our public schools, and military spending. Senator Barak Obama is a liberal who is anti every thing that I have described that our soon to be Vice President Sarah Palin is pro about or for. A second reason that our soon to be Vice President Sarah Palin is superior is because of experience. As a governor she has two years of executive administrative governing experience that Senator Barak Obama does not have. A final reason that our soon to be Vice President Sarah Palin is superior is because of political accomplishments. When our soon to be Vice President Sarah Palin came to office she accomplished 3 major things which are as follows: she showed great leadership in the 3 following areas: government reform, the state budget and the economy, and wise use of natural resources. She reformed government by standing up to the big oil companies by breaking up the monopoly on power and resources. She insisted on competition and basic fairness which ended the control that the oil companies had on the state, and thereby returning control of the state back to the people. She also stood up to the special interest and lobbyist, and produced major ethics reform. She lead well in the state budget by generating a surplus which came about by vetoing a half billion dollars of wasteful spending, ending the abuses of earmark spending by congress, and by getting rid of the private jet, the chef, and the chuffer. Economically under her leadership she brought about the largest private-sector infrastructure project in North American history. She also suspended the state fuel tax, and when oil and gas prices went up dramatically, and filled up the state treasury, she sent a large share of that revenue back where it belonged - directly to the people of Alaska . On natural resources she has shown great leadership by beginning a nearly forty billion dollar natural gas pipeline to help lead America to energy independence. When the last section of the pipeline is laid and its valves are opened, will lead America one step farther away from dependence on dangerous foreign powers that do not have our interests at heart. Senator Barak Obama has done nothing, so please vote John McCain for President and give to our beautiful soon to be Vice President Sarah Palin the opportunity that she deserves leading the nation into the future after a John McCain presidency. When our soon to be Vice President does lead the nation as President after a John McCain presidency,she will be the greatest President that we have ever had. Finally she is smarter than Senator Barak Obama

  

Thank You

  

John Warren