After he shot off his big toe, my dad lost all interest in guns. He lived to fish, but he never took me hunting.
When I came of age I bought an army surplus
British .303 rifle and went forth into the Colorado hills above
Loveland to hunt. I had no idea how, really. I walked in the woods
for a while. When I heard shots, I sat down by a clearing, thinking
a deer might come by. I learned this hunting technique from reading
Outdoor Life magazine.
After a time, I heard rustling in
the brush, and a deer emerged at the far edge of the opening. When
I fired, the animal instantly dropped. Euphoric, I ran to it. A
wave of revulsion and remorse swept over me, but like anybody
determined to shoot a gun, I pushed my emotions aside and did what
I came to do.
It was only after that second shot that I
realized, to my dismay, that I had killed a fawn. Not a spotted
fawn, like Bambi, but a "yearling fawn" -- one that had probably
been born in the spring of the previous year. She was at least as
big as a German shepherd. Yet when I aimed at her, she didn't look
like a fawn at all. She just looked like a deer.
gutted my kill, I tried to convince myself that I'd shot a "small
doe." Over and over I told myself that. This self-deception worked
until I got back to the car with my prize. There another hunter
congratulated me. "Nice little fawn," he said.
and humiliation was not yet complete. When my mother saw the tiny
carcass hanging in the garage, she recoiled in horror. "It's a
baby," she gasped. "How could you?" Then, "Get it out of here." I
no longer hunt, but I don't mind if other people do. Hunters
exhibit a certain moral toughness. They accept that eating meat
means killing. They understand that the natural world is not
I refer to hunters as those who harvest
animals for food, not "sportsmen" who collect heads or amuse
themselves by shooting prairie dogs. Hunters act out humankind's
oldest provider instinct, while the others seem merely wanton.
I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt to hunters
from Texas and Alabama and Kentucky who come out West every fall. I
don't exactly understand why they can't just shoot a deer back home
(maybe there are none left), but I suppose this must be a ritual
they love. They get together with their buddies, sleep in tents,
drink some whiskey, play cards and maybe they even get lucky and
kill an elk while they're out walking in the woods. If they are
fortunate, nobody has a heart attack or gets lost or stranded in a
snowstorm. As long as a healthy number of animals remains when the
season ends, I don't see the harm. The herds normally need thinning
so that deer and elk don't suffer the ultimate cruelty of
I can also see that hunting provides jobs and
income in rural areas that need it. Plenty of farmers and ranchers
manage to survive with the help of hunting-lease income.
If anyone wants to feel sorry for animals, feel sorry for chickens
raised in crowded little cages. Feel sorry for calves force-fed
milk and butchered for veal. Pity pigs "produced" on factory farms.
These animals have in common that they usually live in harsh
circumstances before we kill and eat them. The deer and elk at
least roam wild and free. They fight and mate and raise their
young. One day they will die, as we all must, perhaps killed by a
mountain lion or a pack of coyotes, a car or starvation or disease.
Or a hunter.
You say you never eat red meat? Then nothing
I say will make any difference. You also show a kind of morality
and my hat's off to you. As for the rest of you, I recommend that
you hunt. With luck you'll discover intimately what few people
truly comprehend, and afterward, a T-bone on the grill will never
look the same.
But when you finally place your quarry in
your sights, and you're about to squeeze the trigger, do yourself a
favor. Make dead sure it's not a fawn.