At least once a day, High Country News is mistaken for the local High Country Shopper. In the Shopper you can find goats, chain-link fence, slightly used wedding dresses and the like for bargain prices. Depending on your blood sugar level, the headlines for ads in the Shopper can seem anything from commonplace to hallucinatory (our favorite, which spent a month on the office bathroom mirror, was "KITTENS: BIG ENOUGH TO EAT'). A sampling of this week's headlines:
LOOKING FOR 1970s
Respectively, the ads were for gardening help, a Cadillac and
Competition between the Shopper and the News is pretty much limited
to the Paonia Chili Cook-off, where we go head-to-head in the
newspaper division once a year. Relations are not so pleasant
between Denver's two major dailies, since they are duking it out in
a nasty circulation war.
The Rocky Mountain
News, which recently stopped circulating in rural Colorado, sent a
brochure to prospective advertisers which emits a mooing noise
while being opened. It features two cows standing in a pasture.
"Before placing your next ad (in the Denver Post, which circulates
state-wide) , consider that the lack of opposable thumbs makes
flipping pages difficult," it reads.
Coloradoans were not amused. State Rep. Tim Foster, R-Grand
Junction, called the ad "outrageous."
"They're saying we can't read
and we don't have thumbs," he told the Post. "It shows their
Cincinnati-based company doesn't get more than 5 miles out of the
city." The News is owned by Scripps-Howard.
Speaking of competing for a livelihood, if
you're a woman in Wyoming, it's no contest. Women make only 51
cents for each dollar earned by men in the state, far below the
national average for women of 70 cents to a dollar. (After all, it
isn't called the Cowgirl State). Katherine Jensen, an associate
professor of sociology and women's studies at the University of
Wyoming, told the Casper Star-Tribune that national trends favoring
male breadwinners are exacerbated by the isolation of Wyoming's
small towns, where, if women decide to work, they usually have few
options beyond minimum-wage jobs.
It's not just women who are scrounging for
pennies; so are wilderness rangers. Since 1984, Kari Gunderson and
Joseph Flood have opened trails, cleaned firepits, hauled out
garbage and promoted low-impact camping in Montana's Mission
Because of the husband-and-wife
team's work, the area's dozen or so grizzly bears have kept away
from campsites - and trouble. The bears are the only link between
the grizzlies in the Bob Marshall Wilderness and the population
that may be reintroduced in the Bitterroot Mountains. But this year
the Flathead National Forest didn't renew Gunderson and Flood's
contract because of budget problems. So a local chapter of
Wilderness Watch raised enough money to send them into the
backcountry in early July. More money is needed, however, to keep
them out there. Contact Friends of the Missions, P.O. Box 1341,
Condon, MT 59826, 406/754-2347.
During an otherwise predictable meeting on
persistent growth in the Northern Rockies, Utah-based resort
planner Myles Rademan salted his presentation with one-liners,
reports the Casper Star-Tribune. Among them:
description of the "Ralph Lauren Westerner:" "Someone who spends a
whole year saving so he can dress like a Forest Service employee."
Politics in his home state: "Utah is the only
state that has two senators who are to the right of one another."
A bumper sticker in northern Arizona said: "So
many snowbirds, so little freezer space."
Despite the Rocky Mountain News' attitude about
the boondocks, big city papers can still get the scoop out in the
country. The New York Times recently reported from Jordan,
"Two members of the
Freemen, a militant anti-government group that has held off law
enforcement officials near here for almost three weeks, turned
themselves into Federal Bureau of Investigation agents late this
The New Yorker magazine's quip on
the report: "If you can't beat "em ..."
the Freemen, they turned themselves into captives this month.
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