The West has no shortage of strange juxtapositions: Gold prospectors and mountain bikers, Utah's tabernacle and Nevada's casinos, Denver International Airport and airplanes. But a new pair of strange bedfellows has recently sprung up: The Forest Service and Wal-Mart. The federal agency and the retail behemoth are going to spend the summer jointly promoting environmental understanding and supporting sustainable local communities. This may come as a surprise to rural towns where Main Street businesses have been wiped out by Wal-Mart.
What Wal-Mart has done to Main Street
shopkeepers, sheep often do to Western rangelands. But in a notable
turnaround, sheep have actually cured overgrazing in two Utah
canyons, according to the American Sheep Industry (ASI). And this
time the range destroyers weren't livestock.
the Deseret Land and Livestock Co., a 200,000 acre private ranch
near Woodruff, Utah, elk usually spend the spring munching the
ground bare of grass and willows. Last year, ranch wildlife manager
Rick Danvir grazed a herd of 700 ewes in the area. The sheep stayed
up high, avoiding the wet, delicate canyon bottom the elk
frequented. But the elk didn't like grazing near the sheep, or,
presumably, the Great Pyrenees dogs guarding them. They left.
When Danvir walked the canyon bottom in the
fall, "there was the most grass I'd ever seen, and willows were
growing," according to an ASI press release.
Idaho farmer recently called state officials about an odd-looking
pig-like animal in the area, reports the Spokane Spokesman-Review.
It turned out to be a javelina, which is native to the American
Southwest. Javelinas aren't supposed to survive cold northern
winters, but this one had, according to a worried Lloyd Oldenburg
of the state Fish and Game Department, who didn't catch the
javelina but swears he will.
tabs on exotic animals who could wreak ecological havoc on the
state's native wildlife. It's an interesting job, but a difficult
one. Oldenburg is currently duking it out with Cyndi Foti, a pet
shop owner who wants to breed and sell sugar gliders - tiny, flying
marsupials native to Australia. Although Foti has turned to
everyone from a pet shop industry group to Rep. Helen Chenoweth for
help in her crusade, Oldenburg has exiled her six sugar gliders to
Do political satirists make
good politicians? John Callahan, the noted cartoonist who takes
successful aim at the politically correct (a recent cartoon shows
an imposing woman bending over a small man and saying, "This is a
feminist bookstore! There is no humor section!') is entering the
race for the Oregon State Legislature. "I'm trying not to be too
funny," the 45-year-old Republican told the Portland Oregonian.
"I'd like to be taken seriously." He is especially serious about
crime and education.
We know that land-grant
universities are trying to modernize their mission, but we didn't
know just how quickly they would do it. Leafing through a list of
Colorado State University's current research projects, we found one
in the Department of Food Science and Human Nutrition called
"Vacuum Processing of Wheat in Space." Well. NASA has paid the
scientists $22,000 to develop a vacuum oven that will cook bread
and bagels from wheat to be grown on future space stations on Mars
and the moon. "They could make their own Cheetos," says Professor
Joseph Maga. "I don't know why they'd want to, but they could."
Perhaps the strangest bedfellows of all are
cowboys and California. Rancher Brit McIin recently explained to
prism magazine, the student newspaper at San Francisco State
University, why he's pulling up stakes from his spread near Davis
and moving to Colorado:
little while ago, I was harnessing my horses, and a couple of
bicyclists rode by me and started hooting and hollering and
shouting obscenities. Two hours later, the Humane Society shows up
and wants to investigate. Turns out that they had complaints of
horse bondage. That's California, in a nutshell."
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