Like many Americans, Evelyn and Don Irvine enjoy camping out on public land. Evening after evening after evening, they sit by their small trailer on the banks of the Green River in Utah, watching the water and rafters flow by. Thus far, they've been camped on the Green for 20 years, ever since a doctor told Don to leave the rat race. Don is an independent man, but this is one piece of advice he took. He closed his garage in Green River, Utah, a town of 900, and he and Evelyn moved to the river. It's a spot so remote, the Salt Lake Tribune wrote on July 23, that "there isn't so much as a pop bottle on the side of the unpaved road" leading to their site. Remote, but not without amenities; they can catch a little TV when a plane flies over, reflecting signals down to them. Otherwise, they watch videos sent by their five kids.
The BLM has a name for people like Evelyn,
73, and Don, 76: "end of the roaders." Once the couple moves on,
the agency will reclaim their six-acre farm. A BLMer said, "The
dilemma is you kick this guy off the public lands and you put him
in the state welfare system." Right now, the couple is almost
self-sufficient. They raise their desert crops and goats with the
help of water diverted - no permit, of course - out of the Green
Land-use planners in
Clark County, Wash., have kept 20 acres in agriculture. The county
had told the land's owner, builder Rich Jochim, that he could build
only two homes on his 20 acres, rather than the 20 homes he
intended. So Jochim now plans to raise hogs in the rural but
suburbanizing area. He will start with 300 hogs, but if all goes
well, he'll end up with 1,000 in phase three: a density of 50 hogs
per acre. Jochim told the July 21 Oregonian that while he could
also legally operate a cemetery or build a church on the land, he's
a North Dakota boy, and hogs are what he knows.
Fortunately for Arizona Gov. Fife Symington, he
has two sides to his mouth. Otherwise he might have had trouble
asking the Congress for federal land: "Give us the chance to
operate Montezuma Castle, or the Buenos Aires National Wildlife
Refuge, or the San Pedro National Conservation Area ... Let us show
what we can do," the Arizona Daily Sun in Flagstaff reported.
Meanwhile, according to the Arizona Republic in
Phoenix, Ariz., the state was showing what it could do over near
Springville, where it was selling 15 acres of land to the highest
bidder. The land is called Casa Malpais, and it has been designated
a National Historic Landmark because it includes a 100-room pueblo.
Symington's deputy commissioner of the Arizona Land Department,
Dennis Wells, said, "We are not really in the business of managing
archaeological sites, and this is one of the most spectacular
archaeological sites in the state."
Special alert to Rep. Helen Chenoweth of Idaho
and Sen. Larry Craig of Idaho. In another example of government
inefficiency, the 7,500 federal land managers who carry guns while
patroling 650 million acres of the public's forests, parks and
rivers have fired their guns only 19 times from 1991 to the
Rural towns like to
annoy urban people by playing with, riding on and - occasionally -
even eating animals. Baker City, Ore., kept the 100,000-member
Animal Protection Institute in Sacramento, Calif., in an uproar for
years by holding an annual porcupine race. The fun ended in 1991,
when it was discovered that Oregon law allows porcupines to be shot
but not raced. Now the town hopes a replacement has been found.
Debbie Wood of the town's Chamber of Commerce told the July 14
Oregonian: "It's brand new, and it's hopefully going to be a big
event, to take the place of the porcupine races, which everyone
misses." Unfortunately for lovers of Western culture, the town has
replaced something unique with a cliché: greased pig
Pity poor Texas,
say two public officials, and pity the public-land states if they
ever become like Texas. Ray Powell, New Mexico's public-lands
commissioner, told a committee headed by Congressman Don Hansen of
Utah, who wants to privatize the federal
"We need only look to
our neighbor state of Texas to see the result: Families look out of
their windows at land they cannot enjoy without paying a price.
Fewer and smaller areas are designated for general public access.
The privilege of hunting the public game is much more expensive."
And Forest Service Chief Jack Ward Thomas told
a group of outdoor writers:
was a Texas boy. I hunted and fished and roamed around on private
lands, begging access or sneaking in and out when I wanted. When I
grew up, moved away, and discovered public lands, I thought I'd
died and gone to heaven. Here, for me, for everyone, were beautiful
wild lands with a bounty of uses managed for everyone, over time."
Tell us it isn't so. The
toughest of the tough, the most individualistic of all
individualists - rodeo cowboys - are thinking of forming a union,
reports the Casper Star-Tribune.
Backpackers think they have it hard, carrying
their lives on their backs. But listen to what Ed Rehberg, who
travels in a bus converted into a luxurious home, told The New York
Times about Yellowstone Park's narrow and potholed roads: It was so
bad "we had to hold the television to keep it from falling. It was
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