Heard around the West
NEVADA
You’ve
gotta love Oscar Goodman, the mayor of Las Vegas: He
doesn’t hesitate to trumpet what he thinks, no matter how
over the top. Appearing on a TV program in Carson City recently,
the mayor sounded off on lawbreakers who spraypaint graffiti over
freeways. "These punks come along and deface it," he said,
according to the Las Vegas Sun. "I’m
saying maybe you put them on TV and cut off a thumb." Goodman also
recommended whippings or canings for children who get into trouble:
"You have got to teach them a lesson, and this is coming from a
criminal defense lawyer." Howard Rosenberg, another panelist on the
TV show, suggested Goodman "use his head for something other than a
hat rack."
COLORADO
Real
estate developer Tom Chapman must relish his work, which
can be summed up as pulling the Forest Service’s chain with
one hand while using the other to extract large amounts of money
from the wallets of taxpayers. Chapman has become notorious for
obtaining land for his clients within a wilderness area, or on the
edge of one, and then demanding that the government pay to get rid
of him and his harebrained development scheme. Usually, he gets his
way at a tidy profit. Recently, he announced that owners he
represents intend to burn down a historic building at the Yankee
Girl Mine, high in the mountains above the town of Silverton. Why
would anyone want to destroy an "icon" of mining, as a local
preservationist called it? Chapman says with a straight face that
Jim and Dee Ann Kropp, who bought their inholding this year, merely
want to erect a "dream summer home" with an enviable view right
where the mining structure stands. The couple won’t burn down
the towering building, Chapman says, if they are bought out or if
the Forest Service trades them land elsewhere, reports the
Denver Post. It’s taken more than a
decade, but the Forest Service seems finally to have learned that
caving in to blackmail only begets more blackmail. As Forest
Service Supervisor Charlie Richmond put it, "It would be a shame to
lose the Yankee Girl. ... But we can’t buy into those kinds
of deals."
MONTANA
Thanks
to LeRoy Becker of Great Falls, Montana has purchased
6,500 acres of land, home to mule deer, pronghorn, wild turkeys and
the occasional mountain lion. After Becker died in 1997, reports
The Associated Press, people were surprised to find that the frugal
bachelor farmer — who wore bib overalls, drove an old truck
and heated only one room in his house — left an estate close
to $3 million. All of it went to the state to preserve land for the
use of hunters.
COLORADO
Newsweek may have happily celebrated
the 60th birthdays of famous baby boomers around the
country, but Andrew Bisharat, a young resident of Carbondale,
complains that this is "the most self-indulgent, self-aggrandizing
generation that has ever lived." Aspen Times
columnist Paul Andersen quotes Bisharat at length, and it’s
fun to see Bisharat work himself into a rip-roaring rant: "Stop
ruining our future, you monsters. We want progress that isn’t
self-serving. We still have dreams and ideals. All you do is
complain and whine about your pills; no other generation had pills.
Die with some dignity." Bisharat ends with a "brutal finale," as
Andersen puts it: "When you die, we’re going to pull a
blanket over your heads and walk out of the room."
MONTANA
The front-page headline in
New West, an online magazine, said it
all: "Can somebody call a wildlife biologist AND an
electrician?" Less than a mile from Bozeman, along a residential
driveway, a mountain lion chased a pet cat up a power pole.
Unfortunately for both, the lion clawed the cat’s leg at the
same time each animal touched an electrical wire, electrocuting
them both. The lion and the house cat were found dead on the
ground, a few feet apart, back to back.
COLORADO
A new book, How the
West was Worn: Bustles and Buckskins on the Wild
Frontier, reminds us how far women have come in
152 years, at least in this country. Colorado miner Arlo Howell was
so upset at the sight of a woman in trousers that he noted the
event in his diary in 1853: "I was witness to a display of
‘bloomers’ the other day. The young woman’s skirt
was unusually short. It was an outrage!" What was called the
bloomer suit for women resembled a circus tent over Turkish-style
trousers, but it symbolized the fledgling women’s movement.
THE NATION
If you add it
all up, there’s a lot of protected land lying in narrow
swaths underneath the nation’s power lines.
USA Today says that the total comes to 5 million
undeveloped acres — land frequented by bees, dragonflies and
many small mammals, all taking advantage of the straight and
narrow.
Betsy Marston is editor of Writers on
the Range, a service of High Country News in
Paonia, Colorado. Tips of Western oddities are always appreciated
and often shared in the column, Heard around the
West.