Heard around the West
UTAH
Eighty may be the
new 60, but ski resorts aren’t thrilled by the
increasing number of ancient customers who refuse to hang up their
skis. So Park City, like many other ski resorts, has abandoned its
ski-free policy for those over 70. Septuagenarians must now pay
$249 for season passes, reports the Park Record.
WASHINGTON
Lloyd Thorson, a
trim and athletic man who will turn 80 Jan. 14, is a
perfect example of someone who scoffs at taking it easy. Thorson
told Capital Press he’ll continue to run
his U-pick orchard 20 miles from Spokane with his younger wife,
Janet, who’s 66, because both love the work and the exercise
it provides. "Getting older doesn’t mean you come to a stop,"
he says. "As far as I’m concerned, daytime television is the
kiss of death." To his neighbors, he adds, he’s still a
newbie: "A farmer has to be in business 25 years before his
neighbors believe he’s staying." Thorson, a former landscape
architect, says he plans on sticking around: He’s planting
new trees on his 20-acre orchard, but they won’t bear fruit
for at least five years.
NEW MEXICO
The really scary thing about killer bees is not that
they’ve pushed north into Arizona, New Mexico,
Texas and Oklahoma. It’s that they operate as a pack of
predators, says African bee expert Carol Sutherland, who works at
New Mexico State University. "They try to disorient their attacker
and stop it from running away. And then they get it down on the
ground, and they overwhelm it and kill it," she says. Joel Simko
was on the roof of his house, 15 miles from Santa Fe, when he was
targeted by a swarm of the Africanized bees. He slid down a ladder
to the ground, he told the Denver Post, and was
able to run to his truck, but there he was surrounded by hundreds
of bees searching for a way in. "It was like being in a science
fiction movie," Simko says. "It was absolutely terrifying." Six of
the dead bees were tested and found to be descendants of the
Africanized bees that escaped from an experimental hive in Brazil
in 1955. The bees’ march north is expected to take them into
Colorado next summer.
ALASKA
It’s good to be a king, especially in
Congress, where Alaska Republican Rep. Ted Young can snag
lots of pork as chairman of the House Transportation Committee.
Sure, there was criticism of the $454 million he earmarked for
Alaska in the Transportation Bill passed this summer, especially
since some of that money will go toward building a "bridge to
nowhere" — as critics have dubbed it — connecting an
almost unpopulated island with the mainland. On Oct. 21, Oklahoma
Rep. Tom Coburn, also a Republican, tried to trim that particular
fat from Alaska’s pork, reports the Fairbanks Daily
News-Miner. Coburn introduced an amendment that would
take $125 million promised for the nowhere bridge and send it
instead to water-logged New Orleans. The very thought of Alaska
giving up bucks shocked Stevens. "In my 37 years I’ve never
seen this," he told his colleagues in the House, after he
threatened to resign. Coburn’s amendment was defeated 15-82.
UTAH
The town of Bluff in
southeast Utah was named by Mormon pioneers for the
towering sandstone cliffs that surround it. But that’s just
so prosaic; think poker! That’s what a London-based company,
Pokershare.com, wants the town to do by changing Bluff to
Pokershare.com. "Utah is already known as home of the full house.
Why not make it official?" suggests the Salt Lake
Tribune. All 285 residents will take part in a
councilman’s poll about whether to accept $100,000 from
Pokershare.com in exchange for the name change. Would you like to
bet on whether residents will make the deal? Marcia Headenfeldt,
owner of Far Out Expeditions in Bluff, won’t say how
she’ll vote, though she allows that the to-do feels
"absolutely absurd." Whatever happens, she says, "We’ll get
our 15 minutes of fame."
ARIZONA
What if you built a high school costing $6.8 million and
then couldn’t drive up to the door? That’s
the problem facing the town of Tombstone because local officials
have run out of money, reports the Arizona
Republic. "The school looks great," says the school
superintendent. "We just can’t get kids to it." The high
school, now some $600,000 over budget and 15 months behind
schedule, needs an improved access road to accommodate buses, and
that’s expected to cost $350,000. Tombstone’s mayor
won’t answer questions about why the town — population
1,500 — isn’t helping out, but city clerk Marilynn
Slade maintains, "One way or another, that road will get built." In
the meantime, 350 high school students continue to attend classes
in a building that was brand-new 83 years ago.
Betsy Marston is editor of Writers on the Range, a
service of High Country News in Paonia,
Colorado. Tips of Western oddities are always appreciated and often
shared in the column, Heard around the
West.