Heard around the West
IDAHO
Travis Steele, a
31-year-old college student, was a pizza-delivery man in
Lewiston, Idaho, until someone’s complaint to his boss cost
him his job. Steele’s offense? His bumper sticker read,
"Darwin loves you," a play on the slogan, "Jesus loves you." In a
letter to the Lewiston Tribune, Steele said he
was given a "choice" by his employer: "covering my offensive
sticker or taking an estimated $3-per-hour cut to work inside the
store." A science major, Steele said he thought the $2 sticker was
"mildly funny" when he put it on his vehicle a year ago; now,
he’s fighting mad that an overzealous fundamentalist
Christian sought to silence him. Lewiston
Tribune columnist Tom Henderson agrees. In his column
headlined, "Biddies attack, freedom loses," Henderson asked: "Who
wants their pizza delivered by an evolutionist? The anchovies might
walk off the plate." Henderson said the "whiny busybody" probably
wondered what Jesus might do, deciding that "of course, he would
make sure Steele — a married man with two children —
got canned. That’ll teach him to mess with the Prince of
Peace."
CALIFORNIA
Why do
chickens cross the road? The answer to that age-old
question is disputed in Johannesburg, a mining community of 50 some
220 miles northeast of Los Angeles, where chickens coexist uneasily
with the off-road vehicle enthusiasts who roar through town.
Recently, a deputy sheriff ticketed a couple of chicken owners for
failing to prevent some of their flock from crossing the street,
reports The Associated Press. The couple, however, say they were
cited because they’ve complained that the sheriff’s
department does nothing about dust and noise caused by the ORVers.
Sheriff Sgt. Francis Moore begged to differ: "The chicken thing has
nothing to do with the motorcycle thing."
CALIFORNIA
Speaking of chickens,
police from nine counties and the Humane Society raided
an alleged biweekly cockfight near Fiddletown, reports the
Fresno Bee, confiscating 58 roosters, arresting
28 people, and picking up $4,000 that someone dropped while running
away. The property owner, Richard Warren Bohn, insisted that
nothing untoward was going on: "I have chickens. You know why? They
taste good." Bohn does own a lot of chickens. Authorities found 800
on the 10-acre farm, including 350 fighting cocks. It wasn’t
easy counting all those chickens, said an undersheriff:
"They’re birds with an attitude."
ARIZONA
A concatenation of errors,
including sloppy typing, at the Arizona Department of
Revenue made some taxpayers unexpectedly richer this year: They
were overpaid a total of $5.5 million, says the Arizona
Republic. Keyboarding was just part of the problem; the
state says computer glitches, old records and other mistakes
brought an early Christmas to more than 1,300 taxpayers, including
a married couple who received an overpayment of $1.5 million. The
state has gone to court to get its money back and to straighten out
its books before it makes more undeserved refunds. How did the
hapless Revenue Department learn of its expensive errors? Honest
taxpayers contacted the state. An assistant attorney general
representing the department said, "People were calling in and
saying, ‘I think you are giving me too much.’ And that
led them to do a complete investigation."
COLORADO
To make a long but amazing
story short about a tall young man who became shorter:
Kyle Martin, 21, always wanted to fly, and now the Air Force
Academy cadet can. But he underwent a lot of unwanted trauma to fit
his 6-foot-5-inch frame into a pilot’s seat without special
waivers from the Air Force, says The Denver
Post. During a climb of a 65-foot cliff in Boulder
Canyon, Martin accidentally kicked out a piece of equipment and
fell some 50 feet to the ground, where he landed feet first. Martin
spent months recuperating, painfully progressing from his bed to a
wheelchair, and then to standing and walking. But the good news
from doctors is that the fall caused him to lose an inch of height,
and at 6 feet 4 inches, "he can fly any aircraft in the Air Force."
NEBRASKA
A curious deer
entered a Wal-Mart in Norfolk, Neb., bypassing the
store’s greeter and toppling once on the slick floor before
it scurried down several aisles. "The deer was tackled by a
customer," reports the AP. Others then tied the animal’s legs
so it wouldn’t kick, "placed it in a shopping cart and pushed
it outside." The deer was released in a nearby park.
Betsy Marston is editor of Writers on the Range, a
service of High Country News in Paonia,
Colorado. Tips of Western oddities are always appreciated and often
shared in the column, Heard around the
West.