Heard around the West
COLORADO
Whatever else
you think about Aspen — wondering exactly when it
ceased to be the rough mining town it once was, or marveling at the
sight of men wearing fur coats so long they look like bears walking
— there was always the presence of writer Hunter S. Thompson
in nearby Woody Creek to suggest an underbelly of defiance, if not
downright craziness. The master of fear and loathing killed himself
recently and neglected to leave a note, but
Newsweek sought to explain his state of mind by
quoting from one of Thompson’s columns, which was published
in 2003. He wrote, "I am surprised and embarrassed to be a part of
the first American generation to leave the country in far worse
shape than it was when we first came into it. Our highway system is
crumbling, our police are dishonest, our children are poor, our
vaunted Social Security … has been looted and neglected and
destroyed by the same gang of ignorant greed-crazed bastards who
brought us Vietnam, Afghanistan, the disastrous Gaza Strip and
ignominious defeat all over the world … Big Darkness, soon
come."
CALIFORNIA
"One
problem with camping is that it is tough to file your
taxes while sitting in a tent in the great outdoors," says the
New York Times. In California, that’s no
longer a problem: Eighty-five state parks will now provide wireless
Internet access so that even in wilderness, the world is a laptop
away. Access to anything beyond a state government site isn’t
free, however; computer users will have to pay a private company
$7.95 for a 24-hour pass.
MONTANA
Brian Schweitzer, a rancher, soil scientist and the first
Democrat to be elected governor of Montana in 24 years,
brought a breath of Western air to a recent get-together of the
nation’s governors in Washington, D.C. Wearing jeans and
employing some pithy barnyard expressions, Schweitzer compared the
president’s effort to transform the Social Security system to
"a bull market hawking lousy studs," reports the Los
Angeles Times. Schweitzer said he saw more governors
crinkling their noses, as if smelling a foul odor, than people
nodding their head in agreement: "I didn’t see a lot of
buyers in the room." Schweitzer was also skeptical that former Utah
Gov. Michael Leavitt, now secretary of Health and Human Services,
would be an ally on getting the federal government to pay more for
Medicaid, an increasingly pricey program for the states. "Once they
come in and work for the ranch, they toe the company line," said
Schweitzer. These days, Leavitt "seems to be riding for the
president’s brand." The Washington Post added that Schweitzer
almost escaped what passes for the high life in the capital until
his wife put her foot down: She insisted he attend a black-tie
dinner at the White House instead of going to a basketball game.
COLORADO
The boom is back
in western Colorado, and nowhere so feverishly as in
Vail. The Vail Daily reports that the resort
town has 101 more real estate brokers — 670 — than
there are properties for sale — 569. Said broker Jim McVey:
"Properties don’t stay on the market very long at all.
Sometimes it’s a matter of hours."
COLORADO
It’s not easy growing
up in a small town, and the kids who produce a lively
paper called PHAT, in Paonia, a town of 1,500 in western Colorado,
know just how claustrophobic a tiny town can be. Here’s some
of what made their Top 10 list for the "greatest things" about
being a teenager in a place where everybody knows your name: "You
don’t have to be nervous about meeting new people — you
never will." They also note the extensive selection of ethnic food:
"Mexican-American to American." As for nightlife, kids find lots of
variety "until 5 p.m.," and teens are always sure to see a lot of
their parents — especially "when you’re out on a date."
CALIFORNIA
Koko the
"talking" ape is now the subject of a lawsuit filed by
three women who worked for the Gorilla Foundation in the Bay area.
All three say the 33-year-old lowland gorilla communicated by sign
language that she wanted them to partially disrobe, reports the
San Francisco Chronicle. Two women refused to
take off their shirts, although one reluctantly complied with
Koko’s requests, which were relayed by a female trainer. Now,
all are suing the nonprofit foundation for sexual harassment,
invasion of privacy and Labor Code violations, among other claims.
Before the women’s lawsuit made local headlines, Koko was
best known for learning some 1,000 words of American Sign Language
and communicating with her trainers in complete sentences.
Betsy Marston is editor of Writers on the
Range, a service of High Country News in Paonia,
Colorado. Tips of Western oddities are always appreciated and often
shared in the column, Heard around the
West.