Heard around the West
MONTANA
How do you test
a garbage can to find out if it’s tough enough to
withstand the long claws and big brain of a ravenous grizzly bear?
Just ask a seasoned hand at product-testing — a half-ton
grizzly named Sam — to lend his expertise. Sam and seven
other bears are "official product inspectors" at the privately run
Grizzly & Wolf Discovery Center in West Yellowstone, a resort
town close to the national park, reports the Jackson Hole
News&Guide. The bears usually make quick work of
less-than-stout containers, leaving a metal locker, for example,
"in a heap of twisted metal." The bears ripped the locker off its
pedestal "and then bounced on the doors till they caved in."
Visitors like to watch bears whack away at dumpsters and other
containers that come slathered in yummy peanut butter, mackerel
juice or other strong-smelling attractants. If a bear breaks in,
says the newspaper, "there’s usually a loud cheer and
applause." Occasionally, a container will get rolled around to the
other side of the fence so people can test whether bear-proofing
thwarts humans, too. The goal: to keep bears away from human food
and dwellings, and thereby save their lives.
SOUTH DAKOTA
Hats off to residents of
Rapid City, population 60,000, for supporting a city
councilman who announced he was becoming a woman. Tom Murphy, 48,
told The Associated Press that from the time he was 18, and
throughout his decades-long career with the Air Force, he never
felt right as a man. To his surprise, many Rapid City residents
expressed understanding and compassion for his decision to undergo
a sex-change operation. A conservative fellow councilman said, "I
think he, as a person, has so many wonderful qualities. I think we
all want Tom comfortable." Murphy, who will change his first name
to Marla, said he decided to go public after opposing a move in the
South Dakota Legislature to ban civil unions and domestic
partnerships. He wanted people who hate gays, he said, to "know
I’m around and where I stand."
COLORADO
It’s that season
again, the one where road rage rules. In Boulder, reports
the AP, a jogger was twice forced into a ditch by a pushy van
driver. Usually, said a sheriff’s deputy, "it’s the
bicyclists and the motorists who have a problem." Now, according to
psychology professor Dan Weatherley, "someone who has a bad day at
work may take out their aggression on a runner who gets in the
way." Runners get mad, too: In another incident, "a jogger
allegedly challenged a homeowner to a fight" in an argument over
whether the runner was trespassing.
COLORADO
Abandoned emus have been
reported running wild down in Texas, and in western
Colorado, the Bureau of Land Management recently rounded up its
first herd of feral llamas, reports the Grand Junction
Daily Sentinel. The 14 llamas’ offense: allegedly
challenging horses bearing riders and competing with livestock for
grass. Gathering the discarded llamas wasn’t too difficult,
perhaps because the dominant male, sporting dreadlocks of brown and
white hair, thought that a simple display of anger would frighten
off the humans. He was wrong, and without much difficulty all were
penned. "Llama whisperer" Jim Sullivan tried to comfort the
startled leader, telling him, "You’re still the boss." The
animals will probably be put up for adoption by Colorado Llama
Rescue in Longmont.
IDAHO
Be good to your bovines, and they’ll grow
big. "Happy cows eat more, especially if they are not
fighting flies," says rancher Carl Cochrane of Rose Lake, who
installed novel back-scratchers for his 140 head of beef cattle,
reports Capital Press. The huge brushes once did duty cleaning city
streets; retired now, they hang between two trees where cattle
"wait in line to scratch their back," says the rancher. "This is
what farm people do," he adds, "they build things to suit their
needs." Cochrane’s next adaptation: constructing a "lifetime
corral" out of highway guardrail attached to posts made of steel
pipe.
UTAH
A woman running
for the state Legislature from a district that includes liberal
Park City thinks the Utah government pushes its morals
onto citizens. Linda Kelsch, 54, told the Park
Record that she doesn’t oppose either gay marriage
or polygamy, mainly because she grew up in a polygamous family in
Salt Lake City. "I had such a loving family," says Kelsch, a member
of the Personal Choice Party.
Betsy Marston is
editor of Writers on the Range, a service of High Country News in
Paonia, Colo. Tips of Western oddities are always appreciated and
often shared in the column, Heard Around the
West.