UTAH
It
must be nerve-racking to teach school in Salt Lake City,
where, at any time, a person can legally walk into a classroom with
a gun concealed in clothing or tucked into a backpack. But
that’s state law, so what’s a school district to do?
One state legislator pooh-poohs potential problems, advising
teachers and principals to level the battlefield by carrying their
own hidden guns. Recently, the seven-person Salt Lake school board
settled on a more moderate approach. It ordered “STOP”
signs posted at the city’s 28 schools with this message:
“School safety is a priority! Please help us keep our schools
safe and free from violence and weapons. We encourage all
concealed-carry permit holders to leave their weapons at home or
outside the school.” If that doesn’t work, here’s
a suggestion gleaned from anti-smoking activists: “THANK YOU
FOR NOT TAKING YOUR GUN TO SCHOOL.”
WYOMING
Say what you will about Dick
Cheney, a vice president often accused of arrogance, but
he’s got class — outdoors. His waders sport patches of
duct tape, and around the campfire he welcomes contrary opinions,
according to fishing guides in Jackson Hole, where the veep has
owned a $3 million home for three decades. The Jackson Hole News
and Guide tagged along on a recent fishing trip with Cheney and saw
some good-natured teasing going on, too. For example, guides gave
Cheney a special present: eyeglasses with missiles glued to the
lenses, so Cheney could more easily spot weapons of mass
destruction. COLORADO
The Rocky
Mountain News described it best, with the headline,
“Colorado’s big cheese squeaks his mind: Mouse-to-mouse
resuscitation from state may aid species.” The mouse in
question is the Preble’s jumping meadow mouse, and the
“big cheese” is Gov. Bill Owens, who complained about
the Endangered Species Act at a conference organized by Governing
magazine. Colorado construction companies are suffering, Owens
says: The mouse now has 31,000 acres of federally protected
“critical habitat,” stretching from Colorado Springs to
southeastern Wyoming. That makes it harder to build new
subdivisions and roads in the wetland areas where the tiny rodent
lives. Of course, one solution is to stop building them, but Gov.
Owens sees no need for a mouse homeland. Instead, he asked:
“How hard can it be to actually breed mice? If we have a
problem with not enough of an endangered frog, we have seven or
eight state fish hatcheries. Why don’t we raise our
own?” THE WEST
Two biologists
at Montana State University in Bozeman have been following
wolves around Yellowstone National Park, pooper-scoopers
in hand. They bring wolf scat back to the lab to find out if wolves
identified as dominant suffer more stress than others in the pack.
And yes, it’s tough at the top. Thanks to the presence of a
stress hormone known as glucocorticoid, researchers Jennifer Sands
and Scott Creel have concluded that alpha wolves “pay for
their rank with shorter lives,” reports The Economist
magazine. This goes against studies of other mammals — humans
— which show that bosses have longer life expectancies.
Executives among British civil servants, for instance, were found
to be healthier than their underlings. For lower-status wolves,
however, burnout at the top has an advantage: Turnover is
“frequent enough to reward patience.”
MONTANA
Two women hiking in Glacier
National Park suddenly became the victims of a grizzly
bear that attacked them from the rear. The women heard a loud
“woof,” followed by what sounded like teeth gnashing,
all of which led Kathryn Hiestand, 48, of Bozeman, Mont., to grab
her bear spray. At that moment, the bear pushed her from behind
into a tree, says Amy Vanderbilt, park spokeswoman. The grizzly
then attacked Kelsy Running Wolf, 20, of Browning, Mont.,
“pulling her to the ground and biting her on the
shoulder.” That gave Hiestand, who had been playing dead, the
chance to spray repellent at the bear, which immediately ran off.
The mugging lasted only about 10 seconds, and although both women
suffered puncture wounds and scratches, they were able to hike out
six miles to a ranger station. Betsy Marston is editor of
Writers on the Range, a service of High Country News in Paonia,
Colo. Tips of Western oddities are always appreciated and often
shared in the column, Heard around the
West.