The sales pitch weighs 12 pounds,
arriving in a field bag made of beautiful distressed leather that
looks well broken-in. Open the bag and there are maps that appear
wrinkled and old, a pretend Montana newspaper clipping that looks
historic, and four overdesigned books that also have the feel of
rich heritage.
It's all intended to persuade you
to buy into the Silver Bow Club, a gated ranch community proposed
for the banks of Montana's Big Hole River. The price of a club
membership, which includes a share in the club's lodges and a
homesite, runs $1.75 million or more. So the sales pitch, delivered
to prospective buyers around the country, strives to be
impressive.
Open the kit and you practically
smell the old money. Except it's not old - you're not buying a
homesite so much as an instant pedigree and an instant history that
supposedly traces back to rugged, aristocratic forebears. You, the
mark, are probably a self-made millionaire careerist who does not
come from such a background but wishes you
had.
The Silver Bow Club History book, titled
with faded gilt-embossed lettering, has fake water stains on its
pages. It beckons you to "return to the sense of authenticity" that
can still be found in rural Montana.
A hinged,
iron-oxide-clad ledger-style book creaks when you open it.
Illustrated with sepia-toned watercolors, it describes how the club
weaves hunting and fishing into the lifestyle. "Between shots, you
flop down in your favorite overstuffed chair, the one that faces
the old oil painting on the mantle, and nestle in with a glass of
port from your cellar locker ... "
And a
leather-bound journal offers the day-to-day experiences of an
average member - an elaborately constructed male fantasy. The
hypothetical Silver Bow Guy recounts his happy days bagging big
game and trout, making deals and watching his children grow up
during meaningful vacations on the property. He's both folksy and
sophisticated, manly yet sensitive. He writes in loopy script: "I
flew three guys from the Stevens account out for opening day of
ducks ... one of the guys brought some single malt, which was gone
way too quick ... it certainly won't hurt my business
any."
The fictional life gets most emotional for
the dying days of Buster the Hunting Dog: "I wanted to get Buster
out one more time. The arthritis is looking pretty bad. ... This
ranch has been his whole life too. It's where he grew up. I didn't
want to upset him, so I never let him see my
tears."
For the cost of a membership, you, too,
may have a mistily remembered dead dog and the lifestyle of
well-aged scotch with a view. You can imagine you are a genuine
Montanan, as genuine as your handsomely polished designer leather
boots.






