Heard Around the West
It all began near Yellowstone
National Park with a grizzly bear placidly eating berries
close to a road - dozens of people pulled over to gawk. It ended
with the bear fleeing and the visitors yelling at each other. There
are at least two versions of how the bear jam turned into a bear
fracas: Local photographer Charles Bartlebaugh admits "maybe he
overreacted" when he broke the camera of a woman from Michigan; the
tourist, Alice Crowley, 55, describes Bartlebaugh as yanking her
camera away, throwing it to the ground and then stomping on it,
reports the Cody Enterprise. Bartlebaugh, who
was arrested for battery and property destruction, says things
started getting tense after the third of three tour buses arrived.
"Several senior citizens got off to get closer," he recalls. When
he insisted loudly that they withdraw, a few people took offense,
with one saying, "He has no right to tell us what to do." That
spurred some people to move ever-closer to the grizzly. Bartlebaugh
says that Crowley, who was not with the senior tour group, got
within 8 to 10 feet of the bear. Bartlebaugh runs a nonprofit
Wildlife Information Center that distributes the brochure,
Be Bear Aware He concludes that though his
behavior was dramatic, his intentions were good: He pleaded not
guilty in county court. Why would a school administrator
near Denver, Colo., steal $395,000 over six years? He was
searching for something money can't buy, reports the Rocky
Mountain News: self-esteem. "It seemed like it was a way
for me to be nice to myself," said Gary Dutra, 49, business manager
for the Jefferson County School District. The money taken from the
petty cash account allegedly went for high-stakes gambling, trips
"and nightclub rendezvous." Here's a driving tip
from Ron Matous, bicyclist and columnist for the Jackson
Hole Guide Always yield to bison. While waiting for a
herd of buffalo to cross the road recently, he watched a speeding
car plow into the lead bull, the impact lifting the animal "into a
full barrel roll right over the hood." The two occupants of the car
weren't hurt. But "the buffalo hoisted itself gamely to its feet
and limped off to join the herd across the road, hindquarters
askew, doomed now in any but the mildest winter." Matous says the
experience confirmed him in his determination to take it slow. He
wants motorists to realize, "You're in Jackson Hole now, home to
Vice President Cheney, but more properly belonging to the wildlife
that still manages to roam here." The "eleventy-first"
edition of the Cody Boobyprise hit
Wyoming towns this fall. It's another one-man show produced by the
crusty satirist, Dewey Vanderhoff, who targets - among other things
- the New West's sacred and real cows, pretentious cowboy clothes
sporting yards of leather fringe and any rural county's half-baked
efforts to create a sustainable economy. The tabloid is larded with
lots of faux, raunchy and occasionally funny ads; in one,
Vanderbilt celebrates an endangered cultural species in the region:
a "typical" Liberal. "He's got long hair, drives a Volvo or two,
wears Patagonia, not Wrangler, rides a bicycle year-round, listens
to NPR all day long, voted for Clinton * twice, doesn't own a
single gun, likes cats, tolerates dogs, Environmentalist (big E),
democrat, small D, pro-choice on everything. Support your local
Liberal. He gives you a reason to get out of bed and start carping
about something!" Spooked by drought this
summer, Santa Fe residents scarfed up 10,000 free,
low-flow toilets given out by the city. But this, it turns out, was
not totally a good thing. Yes, it saved water, but now there's not
always enough inflow at the city's treatment plant to make it run
right; on some days, it's dropped by about 800,000 gallons, reports
the Albuquerque Journal. That creates "the risk
that the sewage will clog the pipelines." Once the sewage-treatment
system travels down that slippery slope, pipes could corrode and
even crack open. Santa Fe's public utilities department director
warned that if water use drops any more, he might have to flush
sewage into the plant with fire-hydrant water. Drought has another
downside: rats. The highly adaptive rodents have begun commuting to
Beverly Hills to partake of the California lifestyle, reports the
New York Times. Unlike the East Coast's gritty
Norway rat, the roof rat, or Rattus rattus,
prefers a warm climate and vegetarian diet. Panicked residents have
begun calling "ratologist" Oscar Gonzalez once they spot rats
splashing in their pools. Gonzalez, who the
Times calls "exterminator to the stars," says
rats are the price socialites pay for messing with Mother Nature.
Meanwhile, Los Angeles has found a solution that worked for its
downtown. A pride of feral cats was introduced to an outdoor flower
market ... and "the market has never looked cleaner, rat-wise."
Don't mess with Nike; it puts up its dukes. From its Headquarters
in Beaverton, Ore., the sportswear company recently threatened to
sue British brewer Scottish Courage if it didn't pull its ad
campaign that used the slogan: "Just 'ave it." Nike, according to
The Business Journal of Portland, said this
demeaned its "Just do it" slogan. Scottish Courage executives,
reports the Guardian, have accused Nike "of
lacking a sense of humor."
Betsy Marston is editor of
Writers on the Range, a service of High Country
News in Paonia, Colorado (betsym@hcn.org). She
appreciates tips of Western doings.