My wife and I had just finished hiking Brims Mesa
outside of Sedona, Ariz., when we spotted a woman at the trailhead
wearing a purple velvet, or velour, dress that hung loosely to her
bare ankles. In her right hand she held a hawk feather, and around
her neck dangled a leather "medicine bag." She was not smiling,
even though the sun was glorious on this January afternoon and she
was about to enter the famous red rocks of northern Arizona, one of
the prettiest places in the galaxy.
Three more
conventionally dressed people - jeans, long-sleeved shirts, and
soft Patagonia pajama gear - tagged along, their eyes gleaming like
Idaho star garnets. They were seeking something and, because of
that I suppose, quite incapable of greeting us. The leader, maybe a
priestess, was getting paid for this expedition and my wife and I
were ruining the ambiance with our
ordinariness.
"How far is it
to town?" I asked the purple
lady.
"Which town?" she
answered dreamily, still not smiling, staring at a spot above my
head.
Twenty years ago,
before the desert became a commercial icon for selling everything
from fast food to big trucks to bad art and easy religion, it was
different around Sedona and most of the Southwest. My roommate and
I used to come down from snowy Durango, Colo., during spring breaks
at Fort Lewis College, looking for the first tender greens of
March. We threw down our sleeping bags in the rocks and cacti, took
off our shirts and shoes at Oak Creek Canyon, and scraped together
enough spare change for a hot breakfast in Flagstaff. Any spiritual
awakenings we stumbled across came free of charge, and we pretty
much kept them to ourselves. My, how times have changed -
especially in Sedona, "Hub of the New Age Community."
The purple woman was probably a "healer," or
someone who could show a "seeker" where the famed vortexes of
Sedona were located and how to release their
power.
A friend of mine says the trend is the
modern equivalent of 19th-century resource-exploiters of the West,
mining people's gullibility and guilt, and cashing in on a
generation without a belief system. Whatever you call the new
spiritual seeking, it is a firmly established economy in Sedona,
entwined with an upscale tourist economy. Signs announce "Vortex
Information and Tours," "Psychic Reader" and "Therapy On the
Rocks." I soon learned that for a town that professes to value
spirituality, you have to drop a lot of cash to acquire it. Here
are a few samplings from the many brochures I
read:
The Psychic of Psychics, Robert Petro, a
gifted trance medium often used by law enforcement officials,
offers private trance readings. He takes Visa, Discover and
MasterCard, and has a series of endorsements from satisfied
customers on the back of his brochure. "... The most amazing
prediction was ... you told me to see an eye doctor because
something was harming my eyes. They found a tumor near my optic
nerves ... if I don't have this taken care of I will be blind in a
few years. I thank God for putting you in my path."
Another pamphlet promoted Light Body Flotation,
which claims to deepen your meditation. Apparently you pay to float
around in a tank of water filled with dissolved Epsom salts. The
"floating rates' are $60 for the first float and $45 per hour
following that. When I read the brochure, I learned that scientists
estimate that 90 percent of all brain activity is related to
managing our bodies in gravity and that the Dallas Cowboys have
used this therapy.
Another psychic: "... part
Native American," summed up her philosophy this way: "The spiritual
healing and release from pain that I have seen over the years
continues to fill me with joy, humility, and gratitude. My fee is
$100 per session."
One could go on a Mystic
Tour with Rahelio: "As seen on the TV show "Magic, Mysteries &
Miracles," "''''she offers personal and planetary healing
meditations, and Vortex, Medicine Wheel empowerments. And she can
do vision quests and sweat lodge ceremonies. Three to
three-and-a-half hours with Rahelio is $60 per
adult.
One spiritualist has installed "44
transceiving stations at major sacred and vortex sites throughout
North and Central America to reactivate the earth's energy grid and
generate personal and planetary peace." Fifty-five dollars for a
half day.
Brochures also advertise shamanic
healing, spiritual transformation, more vortex tours (-in
comfortable enclosed vans'), Dorian tours, spirit steps, ascension
science workshops, universal divine pattern seminars, living
spiritual forces retreats and kaleidoscopes (-A tour de force of
your own design!').
Throughout our four-day stay
I noticed that purple is a consistent color choice among Sedona
women. (For men, the style is to wear their cowboy boots outside
their jeans.) Purple directly contrasts with the strict building
codes that require businesses to conform to the colors and shapes
of the local red rock landscape. McDonald's, Burger King, Denny's,
Payless, Bank One and Safeway are built in soft adobe colors
without the usual assaulting neon signs and corporate colors.
(Kentucky Fried Chicken is still housed in its familiar box.)
Sedona's McDonald's is the only one in America with an arch painted
teal.
The image of the flute player, Kokopelli,
was everywhere, including on a T-shirt showing a wild mountain
biker - flute in one hand - with the caption, "Bikopelli." Most
tourist shops along the highway had some version of Kokopelli for
sale. It was like discovering the mother lode.
Maybe this is all harmless. Maybe it's OK that vortexes and
Kokopelli have their own sections at a bookstore in the shopping
area named Tlaqueplaque. Or that the local Safeway stocks Sedona,
Journal of Emergence right next to TV Guide. Maybe this is part of
millennium madness, a signal that we - like the Roman Empire - have
arrived at the beginning of the end, where everyone dresses in
pajamas, works at home and talks to rocks. Perhaps it's inevitable
that a portion of American society that has too much leisure time,
too much money, and too little discipline would attempt to market
and purchase spirituality.
Our second hike, up
Boynton Pass Trail, led us along the pulsed electric fence of the
Enchantment Resort (between $210 and $255 a night in the early
spring). From the trail we skirted million-dollar homes while
listening to the lazy pock-pock of tennis balls, and the steady
thrum of minivans, BMWs, Lexuses and Mercedes as they slowed at the
security gate for clearance.
Later that day, I
wandered through countless shops becoming increasingly convinced
that I am a pauper and that wealthy people have lousy taste. Maybe
it was coming upon the $68,000 abstract painting by 11-year-old
Alexandra Nechita, called the "Petite Picasso," or a portrait of a
nubile, dark-haired beauty by the river, her protruding nipples
signaling that she was ripe for the taking right there on the
perfect sand: only $1,900 - cheaper than what Dick Morris paid.
Necklaces, Kachina dolls, pottery, sculpture, purses, coats and
inlaid rings sparkled and beckoned from display cases in boutique
after boutique.
Finally, I gave in to the
acquisitive free-for-all atmosphere of Sedona. What caught my eye
was a handmade silver belt buckle set off by a scallop-shaped fan
with Native American patterns at a store called Saddlebags. I
convinced myself I deserved it and I could spend $100, but I
quickly learned I would need $400 for the buckle (more if you
wanted 16-carat gold mixed in with the silver) plus another $200
for the leather belt itself. My desire completely faded when the
clerk told me proudly that, "We only sell lizard and alligator
leather belts here." When it became apparent that I would not buy
anything, she quickly put the buckle back in a locked display case.
I tried to imagine how many Western whiptails it would take to make
a size 34 belt, but it was time to go home to the Northwest; I'd
had enough spirituality.






