Hippos spark management debate

Nation's most fearsome invasive species wreaks havoc on Western waterways.

 

This story was published at hcn.org on April 1, 2014.

 

On a warm Tuesday in March, Larry Sanders shades his eyes with a leathery hand and surveys the irrigation ditch that slices through his 500-acre farm in Colorado’s North Fork Valley. The ditch is running high and muddy with snowmelt; clumps of hay and the occasional red plastic cup spin lazily on its surface. I move to step onto the exposed clay bank, but Sanders plants his palm against my chest.

“Don’t move,” he hisses. “I’ve got him.”

He unslings the .308 bolt-action Remington and raises the scope to his eye. I strain to see what he’s aiming at, but I can’t discern anything in the murky water. The gun abruptly explodes beside me, Larry stumbling with the recoil, and the ditch erupts with spray and flesh – I catch a quick glimpse of a hulking, reddish-brown monster the size of a pickup truck, its vast red maw gaping and the twin scimitars of its curved lower tusks, each as long as my arm, flashing in the morning sun. The creature roars like a freight train, an unearthly bellow that resonates in the deep pit of my gut, and then it’s gone, vanished again into the opaque depths of the ditch. A cluster of bubbles breaks the surface and Sanders fires off a blind shot into the water, scans for telltale blood, but none rises.

“Missed the son of a bitch,” grumbles the farmer. “Again.”

I step away and lean over in the tall grass, my hands pressed against my wobbly knees. The echoes of the beast’s roar still reverberate in the valley. I glance fearfully at the ditch – already settled and placid, betraying no hint of the improbable creature that lurks within it.

Meet the West’s newest, most terrifying invasive species: Hippopotamus amphibious, the hippo.

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No one’s quite sure when the hippos began turning up in Western waterways, nor how they arrived on this continent. Some believe the animals to be escapees, perhaps from a Zanesville-like private collection of exotic fauna. Others claim the animals were deliberately introduced as a prospective food source. (Although that plan may sound farfetched, it was nearly implemented by President Theodore Roosevelt in the early 1900’s.) Conspiracy theorists suspect that the 8,000-pound aliens were turned loose by conservationists who feared the loss of African mammals to poachers, and wanted to ensure that hippos would survive somewhere in the wild.

“With most invasions there’s an obvious origin – zebra mussels on hulls or in ballast water, or the shipment of flax seeds that contained tumbleweed,” says Mary Rabineaux, ecologist and invasive species expert at the University of Colorado-Boulder. “The fact that there’s no clear mechanism in this case makes the hippopotamus’ spread all the more remarkable.”

Indeed, the hippo takeover has been swift and thorough. The Yellowstone, Snake, and Columbia Rivers now support breeding populations, and, after a juvenile was sighted in the Gila River last month, scientists believe it’s only a matter of time before the creatures arrive in the main stem of the Colorado. Although hippos are exclusively freshwater dwellers in Africa, an individual captured in Utah’s Salt Lake was found to have incipient salt excretion glands below its eyes, suggesting that the invaders may be capable of rapidly evolving to their environs.

Yet it is within irrigation and drainage ditches — whose stagnant waters resemble conditions in slow, muddy African rivers — where hippos have truly flourished. That’s meant trouble for farmers like Sanders, who says he first spotted hippos in his ditch in May 2013 and has spent the last year trying, without success, to eradicate the immense pests. “Damn critters eat all my hay, tear up the creek banks, and keep me up all night with their ungodly noise,” Sanders complains. “And they shit everywhere.

Sanders’ problems pale in comparison to the damage suffered by Mark Ellis, a rancher in Montana’s Blackfoot Valley whose property was overtaken last summer. Bull hippos are famously aggressive, and Ellis has lost several of his valuable Black Angus cows to the territorial male that has established residence in his pond. “The poor cows must’ve went down to drink,” says Ellis. “I found the carcasses along the shore the next day. It was just… pure carnage.”

Ellis adds that because his state’s livestock compensation program only covers losses inflicted by wolves and grizzlies, he hasn’t been reimbursed for his cattle. Nationwide, hippo damages to crops, livestock and property have been estimated at $500 million.

Although the hippos haven’t yet killed any humans, wildlife experts believe it’s only a matter of time before a fatality occurs. In Africa, the behemoths are notorious for attacking boats, often seemingly unprovoked, and are responsible for nearly 3,000 deaths per year – far more than any other mammal. Although they’re generally more docile on land, they can reach speeds of up to 18 mph on foot, and have been known to pursue humans they perceive as threats.

“We’ve been incredibly fortunate not to have a fatal attack on a human yet,” says Leslie Derschowitz, a wildlife conflict specialist with the New Mexico Department of Game and Fish, who adds that avoiding rivers after dark and staying away from mothers with calves are the surest ways to avoid attacks. “Sometimes, though, you’ll get a bull just feeling grouchy that day, and there’s not much you can do besides get out of the way.”

The destruction of property and the threat to human life have the government scrambling for a solution. A pilot sterilization program in the Missouri River was stymied when tranquilizer darts proved incapable of penetrating the hippos’ thick hides, and the use of poisons has been prohibited for fear of impacts to other aquatic life. For now, scientists are still gathering information about the creatures’ habits: a team of U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service biologists recently fitted a so-called “Judas hippo” with a radio collar in hopes that it will lead them to larger population centers.

Steve Laster
Steve Laster Subscriber
Apr 01, 2014 06:43 AM
I've heard that hippos can interbreed with the water buffalo in Africa. If that's the case then it's a matter of time until they cross with buffalo coming out of Yellowstone Park.  Our western grasslands and waterways do not have the carrying capacity to support the hippalo, and I say get rid of this invader NOW! 
martin weiss
martin weiss Subscriber
Apr 01, 2014 08:22 AM
hippo praised as ideal fullback, joins Yuma water ballet co.
Colin  Holloway
Colin Holloway
Apr 01, 2014 09:30 AM
The .308 gives it away.
I don't know many Coloradans that are that stupid.
Ben Goldfarb
Ben Goldfarb Subscriber
Apr 01, 2014 11:53 AM
Apparently the infestation has gone global. Is no river safe from these monstrous mammals?:

http://www.nhm.ac.uk/[…]/hippo-sighted-in-river-thames129582.html
Margaret Dunn
Margaret Dunn Subscriber
Apr 01, 2014 01:17 PM
I don't think we should look a gift (water) horse in the mouth. Harvesting the hippo dung could solve all of our energy needs. We just need to find a way to confine the beasts within a controlled area so that we don't have to wander far and wide searching for pockets of poop piles to harvest.
Tom Darnell
Tom Darnell Subscriber
Apr 01, 2014 01:27 PM
Isn't today April 1?
Steve Snyder
Steve Snyder
Apr 01, 2014 01:30 PM
Colin, good point. A hippo would feed you a .308 for dinner.
Peter Langenfeld
Peter Langenfeld
Apr 01, 2014 02:37 PM
I took one look at the lead photo and knew it was a joke. I do visual simulations for a living and that photo just looks totally unrealistic. Author writes better than he photoshops
Mike Evans
Mike Evans Subscriber
Apr 01, 2014 03:27 PM
I having a hard time believing that a Colorado rancher would shoot a hippo and MISS! Twice. What is this world coming to?
Nolan Patrick Veesart
Nolan Patrick Veesart
Apr 01, 2014 04:53 PM
California's Fish and Game Commission has already declared hippos a "game animal", set a season, and require hunters to purchase a $50 "hippo tag". Shooting hippos without a tag or out of season triggers hefty fines. Ranchers across the state are scrambling to stock their ranches with hippos so they can cash in on urbanites looking for a BIG game experience. Central Valley "farmers" are calling for more dams and more water to support the lucrative hippo hunting industry. PETA is not amused...
John A Clark
John A Clark
Apr 02, 2014 09:08 PM
Jeez, I thought they had seen the coed's in the pool at BYU! :-)